Optimise my anus

ITT we discuss the optimization of shitting.

Particular topics of interest:
— minimization of time and smell through smooth or even constant shit rates
— increasing the throughput of toilet paper
— the effects of different toilet models on efficiency, incl. culture (toilet models ~ work ethic?)

>>4

though it forces you to shit before showering (not hard to do)

If you shit once a week, maybe.