Former founder of @groveio, @convore, and @pownce.
How can you be a former founder of something? Either you found it or you didn't.
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Anonymous2015-08-14 7:52
i remember i used to write programs on old /prog/ for downloading all the pictures culver had on one of her social media websites and you guys loved using it, everybody added it straight to their porn collection
i was such a pussy back then
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Anonymous2015-08-14 9:18
>>2 Sexist troll detected, you lose. you lose. troll, begone troll.
There’s a reason this picture is my avatar. It represents everything I want, and someday hope, to be. A completely brainless bimbo fuckhole.
Look at her face. There’s no thought going on behind those pretty blue eyes. No recognition of the outside world or what she has become. And her mouth, painted up and permanently opened, just waiting for the next big cock to push it’s way inside and give her purpose. Her platinum hair, done up in nice little handles so the owner of the next cock to come near can get a good grip while he jacks off with her throat.
I hesitate to even call this human. This is not a person, it’s a toy, built for draining cocks. And it’s everything I want to be.
>>5 shove it up your ass, my philosophy is PROGRAMMING THE HARD WAY and I'm not going to follow your RFCs because they make programming easy for all you noobs out there
soon I'll develop an AI that can parse links even your puny mind can't handle with DEVOPS MOTHERFUCKER
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ZED SHAW2015-08-15 5:31
DEVOPS MOTHERFUCKER can implement a FACTORY that produces CLASSES UPON CLASSES of deep learning branched chain neural amino network acid TECHNOLOGIES bright and ready at the end of the day for billion dollar HTML6 and CSS9 COMPLIANCE
DEVOPS MOTHERFUCKER
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ZED SHAW2015-08-15 5:35
DEVOPS MOTHERFUCKER will be the future of URL and HTTP technologies boasting MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of followers on facebook and twitter implementing solutions and solutionising implementations with quote unquote software developers with twenty years experience in ANGULAR JS and CLOUD TECHNOLOGIES, implementing BACK TO BACK frameworks, put your browsers in your trousers because at the end of the day, DEVOPS is here to stay, MOTHERFUCKER!
Satire is the highest form of comedy. Any idiot can make observational comedy. It takes real intelligence to do ironic comparisons, extended metaphors, and humorous allegories.
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Anonymous2015-08-15 19:59
Official comedy rating:
Just fine --- Cute Touhou stepping on a banana peel Neutral ---
Shit --- Webcomics Novelty Twitter accounts
Sitcoms
Kill --- Satire, ironic comparisons, metaphors, ``humorous'' allegories, sarcasm yourself Internet memes Reddit References to popular culture
Jewtube videos, most likely using everything below the Kill yourself line
>>30 What is Touhou, then? Google image search yields some anime girls with the typical anime make-me-unsee-it drawing quality.
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Anonymous2015-08-16 20:00
>>33 If you're going to act like a militant moron, you're going to end up swelling in ignorance because nobody will take the time to explain anything to you. You're being humored like a child. But it seems like you prefer it that way.
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Anonymous2015-08-16 20:12
>>34 Your stupid trolling isn't getting anyone anywhere. I'll continue to consider Touhou anime.
