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[LISP] [Web] Let's work on the new Lispweb! [Standard]

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-17 1:10

We're all sick of dealing with the verbosity of XML/SGML based languages, the inconsistency of CSS and the overall badness of Javashit. Transcompiling to any of these languages is just a half-assed try at sugarcoating a turd.

Post your ideas for syntax/semantic rules, document structure, protocols, rendering techniques or anything relevant to the topic.

Hopefully we will be able to create a basic clone of /prog/ using the newly designed languages. No need to work on retarded features like animations or ``single page applications'' because this project is aimed exclusively at EXPERT PROGRAMMERS.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-23 14:20

>>158
tbh
The various SGMLs have a legit usecase
Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-23 14:29

Lispweb? Isn't that just JavaScript?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-25 12:27

>>158
QnD
Mostly D.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 11:51

Such fleeting improvements are usually looks in practical form, like different programming paradigms described as "powerful" (easy to use for some) and supposedly cleaner operating systems. It's like humans evolving unusually sexy bodies. It would be cool if we kept them, but we don't need them. We live in ad-hoc hives, eat the flesh of enslaved lifeforms, and become sexually aroused upon viewing vague arrangements of triangles.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 14:08

>>164
This is the most autistic post I have ever read.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 18:19

We live in ad-hoc hives, eat the flesh of enslaved lifeforms, and become sexually aroused upon viewing vague arrangements of triangles.

It was all fun and games until the last one. I think >>164 tried to pretend to be an autist in a too obvious fashion so that everyone would think that xe's only pretending, but kinda gave xirself out with that one.

It's like as if someone tried to make a social commentary as if from a viewpoint of an alien, "they are made out of meat" style, but slipped up exposing xirself as an actual alien.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 18:30

We live in ad-hoc hives, eat the flesh of enslaved lifeforms, and become sexually aroused upon viewing vague arrangements of triangles.

It was all fun and games until the last one. I think >>164 tried to pretend to be an autist in a too obvious fashion so that everyone would think that he's only pretending, but kinda gave himself out with that one.

It's like as if someone tried to make a social commentary as if from a viewpoint of an alien, "they are made out of meat" style, but slipped up exposing himself as an actual alien.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 18:39

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 19:14

>>168
I've read it, it's a nice joke, but what does it have to do with this thread?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 19:23

>>167
Why do you care about pronouns so much?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 19:32

>>170
It's not about pronouns, it's about resisting the feminist cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 19:45

>>171
I see. You're the only thing standing strong protecting the world from the literally dozens of neon-haired idiots saying dumb things on twitter, by saying mean things to them. I thank you for your service, o keyboard warrior, your valor will not be forgotten!

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-28 9:17

>>168
>>169
>>170
>>171
>>172
ok lets wrap this up and get back on topic

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-28 14:26

>>173
Okay, let's optimize your quotes and get back on topic.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-28 16:39

>>174,174,174-174,174,174
Too bad tablecat ``fixed'' this glitch.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-28 19:43

>>172
I don't even go to Twatter, you moron. I go to prog and when I'm on prog, I don't want to read text contaminated by feminist dirt. That's why I've posted the corrected version.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-28 21:47

>>176
you better get on there then, a whole community is going undefended from feminazis

only you can help save twitter from this scourge

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-28 22:26

>>177
But first you must ask, is twitter worth saving?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 0:33

176
prog
feminist
epic 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 5:19

>>176
Even Xarn is a feminist. It's time to accept you're on the wrong side of history.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 12:43

🍆

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 15:30

>>181
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Name: Anonymous 2016-03-28 0:35

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-28 19:01

JavaScript is Indians shitting in the streets, but Lispweb is kikes shitting in your mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-28 19:46

>>184
Please elaborate, I have a Jewish scat fetish.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-28 22:17

The human, typable textual format of the tag encoding is needless bullshit that holds this back. Allocate some Unicode control characters for begin & end tag, and have Ctrl-[ and Ctrl-] in your editor delineate your tags and output the proper control character. Ain't nobody got time for worrying about which internal characters to escape because you're trying to keep to the typewriter characters for both content and delineation.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-29 2:26

>>185
Every Jew has a scat fetish.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-29 12:25

>>187
Check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-29 16:13

Just like prepared statements separate variables from code I think the same can be applied to the front end.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-02 4:05

The IEEE is still waiting boys ;)

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-02 4:13

>>190
Nah.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-02 15:23

LaTeX/Troff/Postscript should all be replaced with Lisp, only then will the lispweb win.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-02 23:53

>>192
That's how we ended up with JavaScript. So in a way, we are already using a Lispweb.

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