OpenGL

GL_int widget = (*PFNGLGENWIDGETPROC)(wglGetProcAddress("glGenWidget"))(1, NULL, NULL, FALSE, GL_TRUE, GL_WIDGET_FROB_BIT);
(*PFNGLBINDWIDGETPROC)(wglGetProcAddress("glBindWidget"))(widget, GL_MY_ANUS);
(*PFNGLFROBWIDGETPROC)(wglGetProcAddress("glFrobWidget"))();

Okay, I get it, some people do like to use webgl for online minigames. Just like in the past they used flash. But why would anyone need to use WebCL?