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Name: Anonymous 2015-08-30 20:56

Who will be the long awaited savior who will lead us out of the era of leftist darkness and bring about the glorious day of the rope?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-30 21:10

Politics is a sham.

If voting actually had any true effect, then the true leaders wouldn't allow us to vote.

Money is money, and every candidate that makes it into office will first and foremost do the bidding of those who can afford to pay big bucks, and not that of those who cannot afford that much money (majority of citizens).

It doesn't matter if Trump makes it into office, or if Hillary makes it, or if Sanders makes it, or if Rand makes it, or if Bush makes it: the resulting 4 years will be the exact same in the end.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-30 22:20

Vote for the Abelson\Carmack 2016!
Key platforms:
Outlaw all outsourcing and work visas and raise the minimum wage for programmers to $150 per hour.
Creation of a federal agency to write and formally prove and verify software such as operating systems, compilers, and what not, and provide them to the public.
Suspend habeas corpus.
Release the secret technology developed by In-Q-tel and the NSA.
An official race to develop practical quantum computers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 0:59

>>2
If voting actually had any true effect, then the true leaders wouldn't allow us to vote.
That quote comes straight from a communist.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 1:09

>>4 is a jew.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 2:07

>>5 is a muslim.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 2:09

Elect me President of the United States and I can promise to do the will of the people. I will champion civil rights and put America back to work. For two long, millions of innocent men and women have lived with the paralyzing fear that the government is intruding on their private bedroom communications or watching what they decide to consume. But when I am president, child pornography and marihuana will be completely legal, and all those non-violent offenders that have been unjustly convicted will be released with due compensation. With regards to employment, I will launch new public works programs. We will expand road and train networks and build new power plants and refineries. America, I promise you this: we will build a Mars colony. Now, much of the opposition has been dawdling on immigration reform, most of it just rehashes of failed policies of the past. My plan is not to grant amnesty or build a wall. Those are costly, cowardly wastes of taxpayer money. No, my plan is simple: I will make all illegal immigrants simply disappear. Though we're probably all better off if no one asks how. I also promise to lower taxes. In fact, not only will I lower taxes for everyone, America, I will make negative taxes. No taxation without compensation, look it up. I also vow to do my utmost to make US manufacturing competitive again by a campaign of sabotage in foreign countries. Why do we even have all these spies if we can't use them? Education matters a great deal to me. I will, through a one time 100% tax on banks, create a permanent endowment for all US students to get a university education for free. I also stand firmly for womens rights, and to that end, my administration will provide complete funding for all minority abortions.

So put that check by my name when you go to the polls next... year. Remember, I'm not just the President that America deserves, I'm the President that America has earned.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 5:00

Vote for me and I'll force everyone to only use Haskell or Scheme upon pain of death, and I'll bomb any country that doesn't kowtow to that demand.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 6:18

I will redefine racism to mean prejudice - power, claim that it is impossible for white people to be racist etc.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 6:59

Vote for me and I'll suck your cock.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 8:13

>>10
Sounds good.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 8:53

Could a politician live up to the promise of having sex with every single one of his or her voters?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 10:50

>>10
What if I don't have one, you sexist bastard?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 13:01

>>13
You have one.
Just because you don't identify as having one doesn't mean you don't have one.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 17:35

Clitorises are just tiny penises.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 19:27

If you elect me Tribune of the Plebs, I'll give everyone free Touhous and will build a shrine to LAIN.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 19:29

>>2
Politicians side with the people with big bucks because politicians need money to get people to vote for them. If voting really did shit then they wouldn't need money to "spread" their message, so there, the fact that a political campaign needs big money is proof that voting and citizen approval does count for something.
Politics is just infected to the bone with demagoguery.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 20:17

This thread is biological in nature. Please relocate it to the /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 20:55

>>18
I thought this was lounge!

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-31 22:24

If you elect me Prince Of Belair, I'll give you a classic sitcom.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 0:20

>>4
Even a broken clock is correct twice per day.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 2:54

Elect me to be your Miko of the Hakurei Shrine and I promise that within my term I will exterminate all of the Youkai and reign in the malice of the Yousei.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 6:12

>>12
I guess that depends on how fast he or she could suck them. I'm thinking the most efficient method would be a time division system, where the constituents circle around the politician as he or she sits in a spinning chair and gives each one a few seconds of head before turning to the next. As people cum, the could leave the circle and be replaced. Even more efficient is if the anus could be used as well, so that the politician lays on their stomach on the chair and gets fucked by two at a time. I suppose that we could do four if we included handjobs as sex, but they really aren't. For female politicians, there could be a dual platforms, where she sits through a hole and can get fucked in vagina, anus, and mouth at the same time, but that would complicate communication of when it was time to move on to the next person. There would have to be someone there to coordinate the constituents, which is a huge waste of tax payer money.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-02 15:51

>>22
Yousei aren't malign.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-03 17:52

>>24
Yousei are a cancer. There are no good fairies. They are all worst touhous.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-04 0:09

>>25
Shrine maiden? More like shit maiden.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-05 1:17

Sanders/Xarn 2016

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-05 1:19

Shrine maiden? More like mein maiden.

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