Name: Anonymous 2015-09-13 3:02
Unlike most programmers I went the industrial route before going the academic route. I have over 5 years of professional programming experience and am self-taught. In those 5 years, my only interactions with the modulus operator was removing it from our codebase. Interns who were fresh out of college seem to enjoy using it; those dumb fucks. Any, continuing with my rant. I eventually decided that I wasn't moving up the corporate ladder so I decided to pursue a degree in CS. My "intro into programming" class as you can imagine has been laughably easy. I quickly gained a reputation as the best student in my class. My peers looked up to me and considered me a role model. I was so popular and cool. Then one day our dumb fuck professor gave us a quiz. I couldn't solve his quiz because I did not know how to use the piece of shit modulo operator. I kept trying to use the division operator hoping it would solve the problem but to no avail. Not only was I embarrassed for not being able to solve the problem in front of my peers, earlier that day I pulled the professor aside and told him that his lectures were boring to me and that he should let me skip his class. It was like he gave me this problem just to put me back in my place and deflate my ego. I am now too embarrassed to face my peers. I went from being self-taught prodigy to a novice; the class room's laughing stock; basically an ass clown. Then to add insult to injury the processor said, "a CS graduate should be able to solve this type of problem in 10 minutes." Fuck you professor *, you Chinese mother fucker. I am not racist but fuck China and its people.