As much as I want to say this thread is offtopic and doesn't belong on /prog/ we can't deny the homosexual origins of Computer Science. Alan Turing, the grandfather of Computer Science, was in fact a raging homo. He was haxing anuses decades before anybody knew about CS. His homosexuality eventually led to his death. I think /prog/ can honor him by talking openly about our sexuality. Come out of the closet guys. You know you're guilty of writing "hax my anus" in several posts. You too are curious of what it's like to be penetrated.