AWWWW I'M TIREDDDDDD

I GOT A MASTERS DEGREE IN COMPUTER SCIENCE AND PILES OF MONEY, BUT I STILL CAN'T GET AMY TO OPEN HER LEGS FOR ME. WHAT DO I DO, BANANAS?

WHY WON'T SHE DO IT FOR ME? SHE'LL DO IT FOR THE BLOCKS! http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=13826547

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OP, you might have more money than most people but you're definitely not in the 1 percent. Just try searching for "gold digger prank" on youtube and you'll see hundreds of cases of girls losing their shit for rich people. Here is one of my favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk90VynSVow