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Name: Anonymous 2015-09-28 22:32

How based are your arrays?

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-31 2:08

>>40
I'm describing how arrays work in C.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-31 2:13

>>41
I know. I saw that as the point of the thread discussion whooshed over your head.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-31 2:20

>>42
If you're talking about arrays in general, then you're right, they don't need to be pass-by-reference.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-31 2:48

C is the absolute worst programming language. It's just puke, utter puke. I wish I never used it, as it distorted my brain to the imperative dogshit model beyond recovery.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-31 3:34

C just had its lowest Tiobe rating ever, so at least we have that going for us.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-31 3:45

What's so bad about imperative?

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-31 4:13

>>46
You have a long way to go before you even learn the problem is there.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-31 17:34

>>46
With imperative programming, it's easy to tell when something doesn't make sense.

With a scam like FP, if something doesn't make sense, they blame you. They say you're just not intelligent enough to understand their scam.

This is why they like C. They get to say ``Imperative programming is not safe!'' and get more DARPA grants for ``secure'' functional programming.

If we used almost anything but C, their funding would be gone. There are much more secure computers out there that don't have anything written in C. They can't even run C.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-31 23:25

Imperative is absolute shit for error handling and recovery, and you know it. That whole "80% of code is error handling" stat is a direct result of imperative requirements of explicitly managing things in exact order.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-01 1:03

>>49
In my experience, only imperative programs even attempt to recover from errors. All out of memory and other errors violate ``referential transparency''. The common solution of functional programmers is to pretend these errors don't exist.

"80% of code is error handling"
If the code is used in a situation where a lot of things can go wrong, you want that much error handling. No amount of type checking or formal verification would prevent a hardware error. Sometimes you have multiple processors running the same code in case of an error.

imperative requirements of explicitly managing things in exact order.
As expected, you don't know anything about imperative programming.

Now you see why FP shills wanted C to become popular.

We went to lunch afterward, and I remarked to Dennis that easily half the code I was writing in Multics was error recovery code. He said, "We left all that stuff out. If there's an error, we have this routine called panic, and when it is called, the machine crashes, and you holler down the hall, 'Hey, reboot it.'"

They can't compete with proper error handling, but they can attempt to compete with C and Unix.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-01 1:06

>>50
Who in the fuck said anything about functional programming than you, Mr. Strawman? You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, nor what's imperative and what isn't. Ordering is a staple of imperative, unless you're braindead enough to think it has something to do with immutability or syntax or whatever strawmen pieces of shit like you love to put forward to try to make your e-dick seem non-micro sized.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-01 2:56

>>51
Who in the fuck said anything about functional programming
You can't whine about ``the goyim'' without people thinking you're a Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-01 3:19

>>49,51
If you're attacking imperative programming but are not suggesting functional programming, what the fuck are you even talking about? Forth?

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-01 7:07

>>53
Declarative, mostly.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-01 7:07

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Name: Anonymous 2016-09-01 8:07

>>53
most functional languages are also imperative

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-01 16:44

>>53
Forth is imperative programming.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-01 16:46

>>56
Thank you. People like >>53 have no idea what anything is.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-24 18:20

Haskal is declarative.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-24 18:36

<<55
Why did you steal the doubles?

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-24 20:08

>>60
orangetexting
back to freech

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-28 15:03

My arrays have no base

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-28 15:06

>>62
ethereal arrays - they have no base, they just float across memory

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