Haskell is cancer.

The Haskell culture has long ago started to influence development of programming languages.

Today mainstream languages are becoming more shit due to Haskell.

I fear for the future.

LOL look at those Haskell idiots and laugh. They can't even keep track of what is a list and what is a tuple, so instead of

length ('a', 'b')

they propose

safeLength (Proxy :: Proxy [Char]) ('a', 'b')

all of that to fucking make sure that they don't call length on a tuple. Nice save, Haskell! I feel so safe knowing that I'll never confuse a list with a tuple. I mean, that's the hardest to spot and most devious error every programmer makes, a real codebase-killer that one.

https://github.com/stepcut/safe-length

Before, if you accidentally wrote:

main :: IO ()
main = print $ length ('a', 'b')

you would get:

*Main> main
1

haskell niggers retards make length have a different type than [a] -> Int? I feel like Terry Davis right now.

The retarded "commercial humour" doesn't help to make this any less retarded either.