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Haskell is cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 4:32

The Haskell culture has long ago started to influence development of programming languages.

Today mainstream languages are becoming more shit due to Haskell.

I fear for the future.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-30 1:22

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-30 10:42

>>78
fucking hell, who is the egg man he's ranting to?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-30 11:41

>>82
That's Erik Meijer, he's awesome and has a great taste in shirts!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-31 12:39

>>83
No he's not awesome. He was an ivory tower academic who helped make Haskell, then ran away to teach "functional programming" to PHP monkeys.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-31 12:41

>>81
for each module, we have three variants
Actually, 4 variants. http://stackoverflow.com/questions/4858585/why-is-ghc-so-large-big

1) static
2) dynamic
3) profiled
4) GHCi

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-31 14:03

>>84
Ivory tower academics generally don't make stuff like LINQ.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-31 14:08

>>86
They make exactly this kind of stuff. LINQ is monads adapted for C#.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-31 14:09

>>86
Besides, he's directly admitted that he had no idea of how programs are constructed back when he was working on Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-31 14:38

>>86
pretty sure wadler does work on LINQ and similar

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-31 15:05

>>89
Pretty sure you should use correct spelling and punctuation.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-31 16:32

>>90
fuck off back to ##c zhivago you tiny man

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-31 17:21

This new generation of Haskell loudmouths is terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-31 20:30

Not to worry, cancer will cure itself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-04 15:16

That cancer infected Rust. Rust guys think returning an error code is better than exceptions. They never learned that "exception" encompasses more than just the Java/C++/Haskell meaning.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-04 15:24

>>94
Because it doesn't.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-04 16:17

>>95
exceptions are a control flow effect m8

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-04 19:29

>>94-96
Exceptions are a specialisation of continuations. Seeing as continuations are neither first- nor second-class constructs in Rust, there is absolutely no reason for them to exist in the specification, nor as an awkward special case in the semantics of a program. Especially considering how it would buttrape any and all nice properties of the linear type system.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-04 20:55

>>97
That's because rust is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-04 21:25

>>97
Wait, Rust doesn't have GOTO? Not even in unsafe blocks?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-04 21:42

>>99
Not that I mentioned that, but why would it need it?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-04 22:27

>>99
You want goto but you're too pussy to use an asm block?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-04 23:25

>>100
To not look like Java, where you have to set three hundred flags and check them all the time just to figure out the place you need to unwind from, or draw up in an entire exception hierarchy specification to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-06 8:38

>>100
You did mention GOTO, though, right here:
continuations

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-01 19:00

same

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-01 20:01

What's with all the anti-Haskell shills lately?

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-01 20:10

>>97
no it wouldn't, one-shot delimited continuations fit into a linear type paradigm just fine.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-01 23:38

>>78
I cringed pretty hard reading this volley of bite my app tweets

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 1:53

WARNING! TRIPS INCOMING !!

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 9:09

>>107
He is a real leftist and progressive of the programming industry. I wonder if he uses the Non-White Heterosexual license on his code, and preaches "social justice" and "inclusion".

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 9:13

trips incoming

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 9:14

check trips

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 10:31

>>111
nice trips!!!

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 10:34

>>112
thanks Anon, I worked hard for them. GETs are art

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