Let's create unbreakable DRM

1. All media is encrypted executable code. For example, there are not true videos published, but actual instructions for drawing an image on the screen. Programs are likewise encrypted. Those instructions are encrypted with a streaming cipher public-private key encryption scheme and are decrypted in hardware.
2. The chips in charge of decoding images use the mechanisms of Xerox's self-destructing chips. Any would-be reverse engineer will just end up having his shit blown up.
3. Each chip is etched with a unique number that it's keys are derived from. The media publisher operates a service that the client hardware contacts with it's request, telemetry data, and it's encryption key. The service stores the media in an intermediate form that allows for efficient watermarking and encryption.

Boom, no more piracy or ad blocking ever.

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Oh, no no no, that is not supported. The data path from the processor and GPU is encrypted directly to the monitor, which has the same mechanisms.

Besides that, that would not help at all for nefarious probably-Russian ``individuals'' who try to steal video games and programs.

Furthermore, all the video is watermarked in every frame, unique each time the key is fetched from the DRM servers with metadata on the unique identifiers of the machine that requested it. If a matching watermark is detected on an illegal criminal website, then all rights are revoked for that machine in perpetuity. Since this covers all software and multimedia, it is now as useless as my niece's iPad when she lost the icloud info after doing a factory reset. That mean's it's a fucking expensive brick that people are going to cry about it and beg me to fix it, but they'll be shit out of luck.