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Clojure

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 1:22

Is this really the language of the future? Everyone seems to like it, but few seem to use it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 4:08

It could be Clojure, but it could also be Perl 6, Rust, Go, Swift, Scala, or Arc.
A true futurist would study them all.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 5:04

C is the language of the future.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 5:42

>>3
You left out Fortran and Cobol.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 5:51

Clojure is a gateway drug into Common Lisp, but first it weeds out the retards.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 5:53

By that I mean the retards stick with Clojure, just like pulp sticks in the strainer. Eventually the pulp gets discarded into the trash (your transpiled to JavaScript shitlang of choice).

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 11:29

Yes

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 14:13

>>5
That's what they want you do think. That's false. Clojure is the gateway drug to java: once you'll run into performance problems(and clojure is slow, so it'll be very soon) you'll have to resort to write Java code. And that's terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 14:14

Why would anybody use clojure when kawa scheme compiles to jvm and it's pretty fucking easy use java classes in kawa.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 14:46

>>5
How much weed do I need to tolerate?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 17:21

>>9
Why use the JVM, ever?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 22:03

>>9
Why use CLISP when you have Scheme?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 12:25

Clojure is the practical man's Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 17:16

>>13
It seems more like a ``poor man's Lisp'' to me.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 19:09

Boss: We need to make website.
Me: Ok. What use?
Boss: Idk lol.
Me: PHP?
Boss: NO! Can you do in Lisp?
Me: No libraries. ;_;
Boss: Python?
Me: Ok.

And that's how our latest project became in Python.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 19:11

>>15
And then you got fired, and damn right.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 19:50

>>13
Except that it's not even a Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 20:02

>>16
I tried Clojure with Ring and it took 300mb of ram to display a "hello word" that also took about 2 minutes to load.
I tried CL and most of the libraries were written in SVN. Some of the maintainers were dead.
I'm going to try Arc next.

Honestly, I like Lisp enough that I might just write my http stack. I'm tired of working on PHP and Python.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 20:06

>>18
Use a lisp with more than one person who cares about it, like Chicken Scheme or Racket. CL also has a number of living people still using it seriously. Clojure needs a setup with with Lichtenstein or whatever it's called, which gives you a proper REPL.

https://common-lisp.net/
other links go here

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 20:29

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 23:20

>>17,19
Common Lisp is not a lisp

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-11 0:14

>>18
Common Lisp community is in a bit of a crossroads between generations at the moment.

http://eudoxia.me/article/common-lisp-sotu-2015/

Checkout Shinmera and Fukamachi on github.

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Name: Anonymous 2015-10-11 4:26

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Name: Anonymous 2015-10-11 6:43

>>27
Thanks for sharing :-)

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