Choose Life. Choose a programming language. Choose an editor. Choose an operating system. Choose a fucking big machine, choose compilers, libraries, compact toolchains and version control systems.
Choose sitting on that couch coding mind-numbing, spirit-crushing enterprise applications, stuffing fucking JAVA into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life...
But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Racket?