C > Haskell

C can do arrays and trees. Haskell can do trees but cannot do arrays. C is the winner.

OCaml:

→ Lambda calculus right in the type system!
→ Nested let-expressions let you skip the parens without the indentation.
→ Oh, but sexprs are still sexy: https://github.com/janestreet/sexplib
→ No FIOC.
→ Practical like Lisp, not a sprawling mess of "purity" like that traitor HASKAL.
→ Most working programs can be typed for you by the compiler.
→ And then there's this guy: http://sds.podval.org/ocaml-sucks.html (Outdated as fuck, but still a fun read.)
→ Learn OCaml at FUN, right now: https://www.france-universite-numerique-mooc.fr/courses/parisdiderot/56002/session01/about (in english)

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>>42
You're thinking of Lua. begin blocks don't often nest much.

>>41
They want my real name or they won't let me watch the vids

>>44
No, they made it clear that if you don't give your real name the only thing that happens is your certificate or whatever won't have your real name on it.