Write in C

Take C. Switch it over to Lisp syntax (make a 1-to-1 C syntax <-> Lisp syntax converter). Add type inference and type classes (using the _Generic keyword in C11). Add Lisp-style macros (with an autoconverter to-from C preprocessor).

That would be a language of a century, my friend. Instead, everyone spends time inventing new Javas, new Pythons, and masturbating on over-engineered supposedly-safe type systems. What a joke.

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You're cryptography doesn't apply when you use a service made by a company based on stealing people's personal information.