Who needs functional programming...

when C has function pointers?

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ML, Lisp, C, Java, and JavaScript: ``All my language has is floating point numbers. Integers are just a special case of floats.''

Haskell: ``My language is purely integral. It has only integers and you can't do floating point numbers. Instead, you use a ``Float Monad'', a special state monad which passes around an exponent.''

Other language: ``There are integer and floating point types, with floating polymorphism. They mostly look the same, but if you use a float anywhere, the whole expression has a float type.''