FRP

Why aren't you retards on this bandwagon yet?
All you need to do is write wrappers for everything!

>>6
https://gist.github.com/staltz/868e7e9bc2a7b8c1f754

Let's look at another excerpt from his Github Manifesto:

Since this feels so familiar already, and I don't want you to get bored, let's do something new:

That single line, in contextual absence, sums up everything you need to know about this man and his principles.