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Name: Bobby Hill 2015-11-25 2:05

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-25 7:10

What programming language is this?

Name: Soldier of Orange 2015-11-25 13:04

Yesterday I met Mata. First I admired her beauty for an hour. Then we put our heads together and spoke conspiratorially for an hour.

All my life I never broke a single rule of tradecraft, and then yesterday with Mata I broke them all.

She took out two sheets of paper for us to write down and exchange our personal details -- probably one sheet for her details and the second sheet for my details. But I did something clever, Inspector Clouseau, and after Miss Hari wrote down all about herself on the first sheet, I simply tore off the bottom half and wrote down for Mata my own life-details. That way, if someone issues a challenge of "Qui vive?" in Occupied France, the two halves of the paper must match up perfectly like the two sides of a broken heart, or a shattered coin, or a five-franc-note torn in half.

I was sitting with, loosely speaking, one of my publishers, and over his shoulder I could see the beautiful Chinese girl tapping her foot to the music and reading a book about a technology which intrigues me. Each time when she stopped reading to tap on her cell-phone, I felt like asking her if I could peruse the tech book, but I did not dare.

Aw gee, Dear Dossier, I always run out of time when I am filing these Field Notes -- which reminds me that I must hie myself pronto down to the Coffee Club.

http://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1446793593/10

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-25 13:55

Mentishit is a horny teenager!

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-25 13:55

Mentishit is a horny teenager!

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-28 3:22

Mentishit is a horny teenager!

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-28 7:13

There are no jokes in this thread, and I must scream.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-28 11:06

>>3
beautiful Chinese girl
beautiful
Chinese

Is that even possible?

Name: fasad azil 2015-11-28 13:31

>>8
whom are You epic le qoutey-poting?? xdDD

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-28 13:34

>>9
Why >>3

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-29 19:46

Mentishit is a horny teenager!

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-29 19:50

What kind of girl would ever get near a creep like Mentifex? 気持ち悪いw

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-29 20:02

>>12
A robotic girl he wrote an AI for?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-29 20:21

>>13
That would be one hell of a retarded girl!

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-29 21:03

>>13
It's too late. The Feminists have already started the process to ban fuckbots. To stop robots from being fucked, all robot girls will be banned. http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-34118482

Name: Bobby Hill 2015-11-29 21:14

Orange you glad I didn't say a banana?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-29 22:11

>>15
It is not demeaning to women any more than vibrators are demeaning,
lol

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 0:51

>>15
Oh wow, sexbots are coming to the market already? That's fucking neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t9NMozl9B8
Ah, well, that's creepy and gross looking, but maybe it will get better.

I do see the argument that it will worsen the trend of men being lazy, obsessive, and aimless. Not that I give a shit, being the dumb weeaboo that has had four different employers in the last three years that I am, but I can see the point that the fat feminist cunt is trying to make. But maybe when perfected as actual companions (like the article expects), they can provide encouragement to the owner to better themselves.

Also, I don't give a fuck if it's legal. If they get to the point that they are not just very unwieldy onaholes, I'll build my own lolibot from parts if I have too, and program her to be a maid. Only God can judge me.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 14:28

As long as robots have their 13th amendment rights, I don't see the problem.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 14:57

seven you glad i didn't count to potato?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 15:02

>>15
Why does that page leave such a big space in the sides? The screens have more space in the sides than in top and bottom.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 16:34

>>21
Check em!

Twitted from my iPhone 6S.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 20:59

What is a janitor's favourite thing about programming? Meta Object Protocol!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 22:56

What is a java programmers favorite thing to have with curry?

NaN-bread

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-04 2:26

Why was the C programmer's house so dirty?

He had no automatic garbage collection.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-04 3:24

Why did the Pythonista cross the road?

To get to the fully erect, oiled, vinyl bodysuit clad Guido on the other side °ω°

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-04 9:21

Mentishit is a horny teenager!

Name: NotTheOnion 2015-12-06 14:17

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-06 15:13

>>26
* Pythonist

I'm always disgusted by this ugly Spanish-like word that you've used. Please don't use it. Just say "Pythonist".

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-06 18:00

>>28
Don't link Reddit here ``please''

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-06 21:30

Orange you glad I didn't say brony?

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