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BIT COIN TO HIT 1'000'000 BY 2016!! BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-10 0:26

http://www.thestreet.com/story/13390174/1/could-bitcoin-hit-1-000-000-in-the-long-run.html
It's happening right now, go get a loan from the bank, your parents, your boss, your girl friends parents, everywhere you can! Get a payday loan, morgate your car, borrow from the Indians, borrow from the Mafia, no terms are too bad when you're going to be using it to buy Buy BUY bitcoin today! Sell your apartment, sell your dog, sell your little sister's virginity, you'll buy it all back in a few days when you're a billionare, nay, millionare. Go to Coinbase, nay, MtGox, nay Satoko Nanashi himself and swap your cash for them sweet SHA1 hashes and finish him off with a blowjob so he throws in a little

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-10 1:14

>>1
But I have no girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-10 3:04

>>1
Hahaha. If it starts to approach say $2000, the criminal bankers in the US will shut it down. Just like how they're shutting down gold/silver through futures manipulation. And if manipulation doesn't work, they'll make it outright illegal, and imprison kids for wanting to be free.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-10 3:15

IT APPENDING IT HAPPENNING IT HAPPENIN *DOES WEEWEE ALL OVER THE FLOOR*

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-12 13:40

pffft
bitcoin is as broken as all the other pyramid-scheme type monies (all of them)

Maybe if people were willing to share more than 5c worth of something they got for free, i'd take interest

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-12 14:11

I was given this life for free, i oughta shoot every cunt that tries to charge me for it
I'm already here ya fuckers

sincerely
-- malcolm

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-12 14:42

What a laugh we are, gods abominations..
A self-parasitic species

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-12 14:45

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-12 15:13

>>8
I followed one of your links and found this:

She animatedly tells a story about a recent Tinder rendezvous: "One time, I agreed to meet with this guy at 8 or 9 at night. Before we met, I said to him, 'This is the work I do, I know the chief of police ... so, don't try and get creepy; I know all my rights.' And five minutes later, he was like, 'Actually, I'm really not OK with how you just assume I'm a bad guy. And I get very bad vibes from that, so we shouldn't hang out anymore.'" "I was in a rage. He was a total fuckboy about consent," she said.

Nice stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-12 16:13

bitcoin is full of scammer cunts

stay well away

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-12 17:53

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-12 18:16

>>10
stay well away

Did you plan on saying "fuck all the way off" then corrected yourself at the last moment?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-12 19:15

>>12
Fuck most of the way off.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-12 20:42

>>12
you misunderstood, I'm recommending people stay away from bitcoin otherwise you might get bitten. Not telling people to leave the board.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-12 20:43

>>14
But did those words cross your mind, even if just for a millisecond? It's really important.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-12 21:01

>>15
Kindly fuck, such that you are not 100% ``on''.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 0:18

I'm still waiting to get back some of my +20btc from MtGOX...

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 0:59

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 1:31

http://www.pcworld.com/article/3006981/data-center-cloud/yahoo-mail-begins-blocking-users-with-ad-block-enabled.html
Blame da wimen!

http://www.wired.com/2015/12/kevin-owocki-adblock-to-bitcoin/
Hate Ads? Maybe You Should Give News Sites Some Bitcoins
.. Because i don't already have to pay to access the internet

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 1:38

Maybe you slackers should hassle the ISP's for reselling your content and giving you no royalties, eh?

Isn't that like piracy or something?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 1:43

10c for 3.5 MB

I already pay top dollar for people to wave shit under my nose that they don't really want me to have..

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 1:53

1000$ a kg

price of a plant we're not allowed to grow because ~10 billion a year tax revenues and "cancer", and it's barely even psychoactive

Shit is probably worth more than yellow-cake

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 2:08

5,000,000 $

projected average-priced morgage on a house in 30 years

22.8 years (solid) -> calculated at 25$/hour, no interest, how long it will take to earn that much..

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 2:18

It's nice being able to think and all, but sometimes i wish i was born some/any other creature...

We're going to spoil it for all of them aren't we..

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 4:16

Lets go back to News Websites..

Pick an article, any specific article...
Google-news it, and you'll get 300+ nearly identical rehashes of that same specific article

Now tell me all about how ad-blockers are stealing your hard earned advertising revenue...

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 8:16

You can't sell your writing on the internet, (no shit, the internet is full of writing) so what do you do?
Sell unsuspecting readers personal information?

Maybe we should start text-mining your articles for less-than-obvious personal traits and sell it to the advertisers/anyone else that wants it, fair-game isn't it?

Be lucky if you get a cent in the dollar, it's not like we ever got paid to be stalked either

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 8:24

Oh hi Luke.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 8:32

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=googles+a+cun

Cunt: A Declaration of Independence - Google Books
books.google.com.au › Psychology › General
Rating: 3.5 - ‎929 reviews
An ancient title of respect for women, the word "cunt” long ago veered off this noble path. Inga Muscio traces the road from honor to expletive, giving women the ...

=3

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 8:37

hi, uhm...
yeah i have no idea

do i get a clue?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 8:45

it's okay though, i don't really mind

feeling chatty or nuh?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 8:47

omg
"there's no aphrodesiac..."

=D

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 9:39

"Wote a letter to you on a cassette, coz we don't write anymore..."

=)

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 10:22

**duck-face*s at monitor*

well i have 99 ideas but it aint n't one

not that many actually.. i'm just borrowing a phrase.. probably should've picked a better one too

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 10:31

probably either ashii ♀, cat-lady ♀, prussian kat-girl ♀, or nikita ♂
damnit nikita, i'm calling you nikito from now on

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 13:48

>>20-34
Here comes Luke the schizophrenic fuck again.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 14:36

>>35
Don't you have a board on 8ch to moderate radicalize?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 15:05

Mr. I'm so clever because i'm ASIO so i pretend to just be a Jew..

Bombed any foreign embassies lately?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 15:06

Those were the days eh?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 15:18

Lets hope the `Real' doctors can tell the difference between an illness and an imagination
Of course, there is always the possibility that one may imagine things correctly...

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-13 15:32

Haven't you heard the tales of the All Seeing Eye..?

I'm pretty sure it was evil too


We've had plenty of warning..

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