Here is my criticism of docker

docker more like dicker
docker more like cocker

i like to compile code inside a linux container, it stops a weird makefile fucking up my system. it's just cleaner. I set up my dev env inside that container and i don't have to worry about it messing with my main computers fs.

when you node javascript faggots are using docker to get 'deterministic builds' when "compiling" your FUCKING JAVASCRIPTS.. it stops me from being able to use my container.

I am not even addressing the real issue yet: how bringing in an entire virtual operating system just to stem the nondeterminism of your shitty "compiler". (And what the FUCK are you even doing? js dosen't need compiled)

I got a parrot minidrone for chrissy..
Rather disappointed that it seems to be spyware through and through

Sends GPS coords on a software crash, (why?), requires downloading a map for Offline Use, (WHY?!), requires a new fandangled smartphone with Bluetooth 4.0 low energy
All the while it's telling me NOT TO SPY on people, heh, sure...

Would've been fun to hack though...