Java is popufur and therefore automatically bad

Java is popufur and therefore automatically bad with turbospergs who have committed to a lifelong servitutde of le using le shit …. SOFTWARE!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, anything that worko-s ain't ever gonna be "good" according to some

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mega autism hyper super bombadier extra megasperg who …….. EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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