Java is popufur and therefore automatically bad

Java is popufur and therefore automatically bad with turbospergs who have committed to a lifelong servitutde of le using le shit …. SOFTWARE!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, anything that worko-s ain't ever gonna be "good" according to some

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>>5
I like Java because of "write once, run everywhere". I like Java because the syntax is designed to fit on one page. I like Java because OOP paradigm makes it easy to decompose and bundle concerns into discrete objects.