Real programmers understand machines

Garbage Collected programming languages collect garbage programmers, who are ignorant about concepts like memory management and would only write garbage code.

High level programming languages are made by real programmers, for real programmers, who already understand these concepts. Attraction of shitty programmers to these languages is a side effect.

Manual Memory Management programming languages allocate garbage programmers, who are ignorant about concepts like garbage collection and would only write garbage code.

High level programming languages are made by real programmers, for real programmers, who know better than to waste time plugging memory leaks. Attraction of shitty programmers to these languages is a side effect.