How to C

https://matt.sh/howto-c

Very good read for anyone that wants to write this outdated language in 2016.

>>1
SHUT UP YA FUCKIN YUPPY. IF U WROTE DAT ARTICLE UR A BIT PUSHIN STACK BOI RETOID DAT YUPPS ON HIS OWN COCK.

>>2
OR JUST DONT INCLUDE FUCKIN <stdint.h>

>>8
ITS DA FAT CATS AT DA FUCKIN ISO DAT DID IT, DA SAME ONES DAT HAVE PICKED AWAY N CONTINUE TO PICK AWAY AT DA LANGUAGE DAT DEANIS RICKY LOVED TURNIN IT TO A HUNK OF CORPORATE CRAP.

DA STAK BOI DAT WROTE DA ARTICLE'S JUST ONE OF DER FUCKIN PAWNS. DOESNT KNO DA FIRST THING ABOUT C, JUST HAS HIS HED UP HIS BOSS'S BUTT N HIS BOSS SAID SOME SHIT IN PASSIN ABOUT C SO HE THOT HED CHECK IT OUT N HERE'S DA CRAP HE CAME OUT WITH. NOTHIN OUT OF DA ORDINARY RLY. IF U DIDNT FIND C URSELF, ON UR OWN TERMS, U SHUD SHUT UR FUCKIN MOUTH N WRITE ABOUT SOMETHIN U ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND

>>15

I HAV A BETTER IDEA: DONT DO NESTED INCLUDES, YA FUCKIN RETOID. THEN U DONT NEED EITHER ONE.

>>16

I do have to agree with him on size_t (although I try to avoid it) and -Wall -Wextra, though.

EXCEPT HE THINKS U NEED TO USE ITALL THE FUCKIN TIME BECAUSE HE TIHNKS U NEED TO BE ABLE TO STORE THE SIZE OF EVERY POSSIBLE FUCKIN OBJECT ALL THE FUCKIN TIME WHEN int WILL PROBABLY DO DA JOB WELL AND WITH NO FUCKIN ISSUES FOR REPRESENTIN DA SIZE OF MOST OBJECTS.

N WAT DA FUCK'S WITH HIS COMMENT DAT sizeof RETURNS SOMETHIN? IT'S A FUCKIN OPERATOR. I KNO HIS STACK BOY ASS THINKS sizeof(int) IS A FUNCTION CALL, BUT I GOT NEWS FOR U, U BIT PUSHERS: ITS TWO OPERATORS: sizeof FOLLOWED BY A CAST. YAINT RED DA STANDARD, YAINT WRITTEN A DECENT LINE OF C, AND YAINT ABLE TO DISCUSS C INTELLIGENTLY. GO BAK TO UR FUCKIN NEW AGE YUPPY LANGUAGES

>>19

UR BIRTH'S AN ACCIDENT OF HISTORY, YA FUCKIN STACK BOI RETOID