/prog/ - autist shit that pisses you off

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 19:21

* SLOC instead of LOC
* only one return per function

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 20:32

Cultist fear of GOTO

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 20:34

>>2
mfw this one post derails the entire thread

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 20:38

>>2
I really don't get this one, branch is beautiful.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 21:04

>>4
Dijkstra once said 'GOTO Considered Harmful' and people who don't think for themselves started this cult where anyone using goto for any purpose is wrong.

In modern terms, it's a 'meme'.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 21:46

MiB instead of MB.
GiB instead of GB.
TiB instead of TB.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 1:07

>>6
that there are two different versions requires two different names.. but it's so fucking stupid that there are two :|

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 5:12

>>3

MY FACEBOOK WHEN THIS BOST DERAILS THE THREAD
MY FACEBOOK WHEN IM IN THE PRESENCE OF EPIC MAYMAYS XDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 6:37

>'mfw autist reddit/g/ros ask who im /g/routing

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 10:23

Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-12 20:58

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Check out my dubs!

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-12 21:21

>>11
Relevant.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-12 21:28

>>11
Nice dubs.
I hope I get some good ones in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-12 21:45

return is goto, dolt

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-12 21:58

* Goto is bad
* Switch is bad
* Exceptions are bad
* Multiple returns are bad
* exit() is bad

The program should have a natural flow.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-12 22:03

* Continuations are bad

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-12 22:16

* Monads are bad
* Communicating Sequential Processes are bad
* C++ Templates are bad
* Programming is bad

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-12 22:31

* Binary logic is bad

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-13 8:05

autist shit only pisses me off when they don't make it to the toilet and I have to clean it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-13 9:54

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[b][o][i][u]OMG OPTIMISZED[u][i][o][b]

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-13 12:09

^{B[/sub][sub]B}[u]CODE[/i][b]FAILURE[b/]

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-13 12:58

>>21
Beautiful. I think it's a form of art: purposefully break parts of your bbcode so that true connoisseurs could enjoy compiling it in their heads. Also, look at my twin diggits.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-15 0:36

>>7
Idiots say "megabyte" and mean 10³.
Good programmers will instead mean 2¹⁰ octets.
And real men will have spotted the error in this post.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-15 1:26

>>23
lol I get it now :p

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-15 3:34

>>24
I get it too, but fail to see any "lol" in it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-15 4:14

/* comments */ instead of // comments in new code. Because K&R is sacred, let's all stick with K&R!

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-15 6:19

Kike and Richy!

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-15 18:53

>>23
They didn't invent Kibibytes and Mebibytes for nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-16 1:19

// instead of #. So annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-16 2:14

>>26
Satire is the lowest form of comedy and the lowest form of wit.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-16 6:49

>>26
The most annoying thing is that when you want to comment a part of code that already has /* ... */ block in, you may fail because the end of outer comment would be at the end of inner comment block.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-16 10:25

// instead of ;. So annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-16 14:26

/* コメント */ instead of 「コメント」. なんてうるさい.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-17 2:49

>>31
(* OCaml to the rescue! (* I wish this shit wasn't such a bitch to type though *) *)

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-17 2:56

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#if 0 ... #endif

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-17 5:53

#+nil über alles.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-17 6:41

>>36
Help! A NAZI!

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-17 19:27

>>34
Is it?

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-17 23:32

>>38
I'd rather write begin* *end personally, but I'm fucked up.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-19 23:46

>>34
But then you have to type ( * ) instead of (*).

autist shit that pisses you off

1 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 19:21

2 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 20:32

3 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 20:34

4 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 20:38

5 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 21:04

6 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 21:46

7 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 1:07

8 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 5:12

9 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 6:37

10 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 10:23

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12 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-12 21:21

13 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-12 21:28

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19 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-13 8:05

20 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-13 9:54

21 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-13 12:09

22 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-13 12:58

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24 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-15 1:26

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40 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-19 23:46