PROGRAMMER ANALOGY THRED

PUT ANY STUPID ANALOGIES U HEER FROM PROGRAMMERS IN DIS THRED YA FUCKIN RETOIDS

IM WRITIN A JOKE BOOK

Telling aspiring programmers to learn Python is like telling aspiring engineers to play with Lego blocks.

FEEL FREE TO MAKE UR OWN STUPID ANALOGIES TOO, I CAN NEVER GET TIRED WATCHING SOME NEK BREETHER DAT CANT EVEN WIPE DER OWN ASS STRUGGLE TO TELL DA FUCKIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PROGRAMMIN LANGUAGE AND A BUNCH OF PLASTIC BLOCKS

Programming in APL is like tellingchild to bring back an apple from the basement.

(On continue and goto.) There is nothing wrong with either one. To say you should never use either one is like telling someone they should never pick their nose because it looks uncouth. Well I'm sorry, but there _is_ an appropriate time to pick your nose. Period. End of Discussion.

Incrementing a pointer is like telling a guy to go to the next house on the block.

Saying that someone's programming ability is "burdened" by using JavaScript is like telling a painter that their work isn't expressive enough because they used pencils instead of oils.

LOOK AT ALL DESE FUCKIN PHILOSOPHERS, HOW MANY YEARS DID DEY SPEND MEDITATIN UNDER DA BODHI TREE TO GET HIT BY DESE NUGGETS OF WISDOM?

And telling a scientist HURR DURR PYTHON IS SLOW is like telling a farmer that his tractor is fucking slow and he should better use a Porsche to plow the field.

DIS GUY SPILLED HIS GUTS OUT ON DAT ANALOGY

Programming is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you find what you're looking for right away, but most of the time it takes a lot of trial and error. Sometimes you get coconut.

Measuring software productivity by lines of code is like measuring progress on an airplane by how much it weighs. - bill gates

How to shoot yourself in the foot:

CSS: You shoot your right foot with one hand, then switch hands to shoot your left foot but you realize that the gun has turned into a banana.

Concurrent Euclid: You shoot yourself in somebody else’s foot.

Visual Basic: You do a Google search on how to shoot yourself in the foot using Visual Basic. You find seventeen completely different ways to do it, none of which are properly structured. You paste the first example into the IDE and compile. It brushes your teeth.

>>1-5
Who are you quoting?

Reading DA STANDARD is like taking a dump.
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Ah.

>>6
Various authors, mostly the first three google results for "programming analogies"

>>8
Oh