PHP beat C in speed

I was reading reddit
random thread in r/programming
benchmark circlejerk
I join in and talk shit
Suddenly i need to back up my claims(that C/C++ is fastest evar)
try to find benchmarks
see
https://benchmarksgame.alioth.debian.org/u64q/performance.php?test=regexdna
Slowly back out of thread

>>12
Huh, would you look at that.

* This file is written in a subset of C--, extended with various

* features specific to GHC. It is compiled by GHC directly. For the
* syntax of .cmm files, see the parser in ghc/compiler/cmm/CmmParse.y.