PHP beat C in speed

I was reading reddit
random thread in r/programming
benchmark circlejerk
I join in and talk shit
Suddenly i need to back up my claims(that C/C++ is fastest evar)
try to find benchmarks
see
https://benchmarksgame.alioth.debian.org/u64q/performance.php?test=regexdna
Slowly back out of thread

PHP is a Jewish ploy to make goyim write bad, insecure, unmaintainable shit code. [/thread]