PHP beat C in speed

I was reading reddit
random thread in r/programming
benchmark circlejerk
I join in and talk shit
Suddenly i need to back up my claims(that C/C++ is fastest evar)
try to find benchmarks
see
https://benchmarksgame.alioth.debian.org/u64q/performance.php?test=regexdna
Slowly back out of thread

>>32
You could sing all the parts of Adam Sandler's "Chanukah Song" with names of Jewish people involved in Lisp and not even cover half of them.