C is bloated and dangerous

getchar/getc/fgetc
putchar/putc/fputc
puts/fputs
setbuf
tmpnam
printf/fprintf/sprintf/snprintf/vprintf/vfprintf/vsprintf/vsnprintf
any function about wchar_t
strtok
scanf/fscanf/sscanf/snscanf/vscanf/vfscanf/vsscanf/vsnscanf
atof/atoi/atol/atoll
perror

Were they on drugs?

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The standard library is part of C.

C doesn't have a dependency on the runtime unlike most languages and you can roll your own libc or use an alternative.

No.