Automated dubs getter scripts

ITT post automated dubs scripts.

11 GET DUBS
22 GOTO 11

>>2
Nice unary dubs!

>>3
Nice binary dubs!

JACKSON 5 GET

LOL, the only automated dubs getter posted so far is written in BASIC. This just proves /prog/ can't program at all.

Every GET that is made, every dub checked, every copypasta reposted signifies, in the final
sense, a theft from those who post and are not heard, those who are ignored and are not popular. This world of memes is not spending energy alone.

It is spending the attentions of its visitors, the genius of its programmers, the hopes of its regulars.

The cost of one modern heavy meme is this: a disrupted debate in more than 30 threads.

It is two technical discussion threads, each serving a 10-20 posters.

It is two fine, fully abstract programs posted. It is some 50 posts of intricate sarcasm.

We pay for a single copypasta with a half thousand ruined threads.

We pay for a single meme with few threads that could have housed valuable discussion.

This, I repeat, is the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking.

This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening trolling, it is humanity hanging from a pair of parens.

https://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1453633225

keep it in one thread

>>8
That's shit thread. This one is much better.

>>6
(define (dubs-getter get-dubs)
(let ([get (λ (dubs) (get-dubs (λ (trips) ((dubs dubs) trips))))] [dubs get])
(get dubs)))

>>10
that should have been let*

>>11
Holy shiet, it worked!

where is the script that prints a random cuckolding story?

Check em