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Name: Anonymous 2016-01-30 5:04

Graduated from CS with an ENTERPRISE GPA and got pressured by my recruiter to take my first offer literally the day after I put my resume on LinkedIn as a "Product Support Engineer" because it had "potential for a C# developer position." The interviewers shoved the contract in my face as soon as they could and being the autistic shut-in baby I am I meekly took the pen and signed it so they didn't get mad at me.

So the recruiter basically made 10 grand off of me in less than a week (25% of first year salary) and I got a job answering phones to pay off my $50k in student loans.

At least he paid for my $20 lunch, I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-30 5:30

What is in the contract?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-30 5:40

>>2
My soul and the pure, untainted essence of bbcode.

Also a non-compete and some other enterprise stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-30 6:34

I'm trying to quit my job and get into freelancing. I'm tired of enterprise.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-30 10:47

JACKSON 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-30 15:49

>>5
gratz man

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-30 15:59

God damn, you let yourself get fucked pretty hard.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-30 22:02

How much do you own in student loans?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-31 3:10

>>8
own
Nice reverse Freudian slip.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-01 22:46

>>8
No fatcat bankers post here, comrade.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-03 16:02

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Check out my dubz!

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-03 16:37

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Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-03 17:27

>>1
My first job ever, they had me work with a programming language that could not do mutable variables, loops, or recursion. An "interesting" language it was

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-03 18:13

>>13
a programming language that could not do mutable variables, loops, or recursion
U MENA HASKELL?

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-03 18:15

>>14
Sounds like CSS.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-03 22:31

>>15
CSS is not a programming language.

>>13
I would hardly call that a programming language if it was not modeled after lambda calculus or the turing machine.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-04 3:01

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CSS is not a programming language.
Obviously, but it's the closest thing to a language that I can think of that has no mutable variables, loops, or recursion.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-04 9:17

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CSS is Turing complete

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-04 12:34

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Define ``Touring''.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-04 15:33

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Anal Touring is a technique where you take a TM that accepts two parameters, a machine and the starting tape, and wrap it in a machine that duplicates its single parameter and calls the first machine, and then you call that machine with itself as a parameter. That lets you find its fixed point(s) or prove that it doesn't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-04 16:43

>>20
Sounds kinky. Kinky enough to stop it with poison.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:04

Getting kinks in your tape can fuck your feed rollers right up.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:39

I remember feeling awkward trying to tell recruiters I didn't want a job I had interviewed for. Sucks actually.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:58

>>1
pay off my $50k in student loans.
That's Western education for you. You get yourself into debt hell for a shitty education that you won't even need for a real job, then spend your life repaying the interest. Marriage, children? Not in the West. That's how the white race goes extinct: through oppressive bank and tax yoke.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-04 19:11

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It was a proprietary domain language. Was typed, so somewhat similar to ML. Still terrible

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-04 19:14

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Children are even more of a money drain than higher education is.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-04 19:27

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But they at least create the future.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-04 19:34

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I can't seem to get Reimu pregnant.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-05 0:13

>>28
You're not trying hard enough!

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-05 10:07

>>26
If that was true, then some of the poorest countries in the world wouldn't have the highest birth rates and population growth rates.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-05 12:12

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That's also why their children live an exemplary life!

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-05 13:31

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Their lives are nice enough. Move to Europe to get welfare benefits, then rape white women and deal drugs while driving a Mercedes.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-05 16:43

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-05 17:57

>>26
But kids are cute and will take care of you when you are old. Higher education is hard and will be obsolete when you are old.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-05 18:02

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It's already obsolete since he got a job where none of his education is of use.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-05 20:47

>>34
But kids are cute
Kids are devils.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-06 4:15

>>36
Were you bullied? :-(

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:20

>>37
I was bullied by little lolies!

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-06 21:02

>>38
That's hot, please tell us all about it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-07 1:30

>>38
I was too. My family was poor, but somehow my high school drop-out teenage parents scraped up $30K every year to send my sister and I to a rather expensive private school. The boys didn't bother me too much about my shitty cloths and the fact that my mom picked me up every day in a 10 year old car, but the girls were little snobby cunts. Luckily, most of the ones I kept up with turned into nigger lovers who are going to snort all of Daddy's money up their nose before 35 and have to turn tricks. Seemed like they were such hot shits back in the day, but most of their families were only rich because they happened to own land with oil beneath it, and I'd bet they are hurting right now.
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