Whoops

Graduated from CS with an ENTERPRISE GPA and got pressured by my recruiter to take my first offer literally the day after I put my resume on LinkedIn as a "Product Support Engineer" because it had "potential for a C# developer position." The interviewers shoved the contract in my face as soon as they could and being the autistic shut-in baby I am I meekly took the pen and signed it so they didn't get mad at me.

So the recruiter basically made 10 grand off of me in less than a week (25% of first year salary) and I got a job answering phones to pay off my $50k in student loans.

At least he paid for my $20 lunch, I guess.

>>38
I was too. My family was poor, but somehow my high school drop-out teenage parents scraped up $30K every year to send my sister and I to a rather expensive private school. The boys didn't bother me too much about my shitty cloths and the fact that my mom picked me up every day in a 10 year old car, but the girls were little snobby cunts. Luckily, most of the ones I kept up with turned into nigger lovers who are going to snort all of Daddy's money up their nose before 35 and have to turn tricks. Seemed like they were such hot shits back in the day, but most of their families were only rich because they happened to own land with oil beneath it, and I'd bet they are hurting right now.