Whoops

Graduated from CS with an ENTERPRISE GPA and got pressured by my recruiter to take my first offer literally the day after I put my resume on LinkedIn as a "Product Support Engineer" because it had "potential for a C# developer position." The interviewers shoved the contract in my face as soon as they could and being the autistic shut-in baby I am I meekly took the pen and signed it so they didn't get mad at me.

So the recruiter basically made 10 grand off of me in less than a week (25% of first year salary) and I got a job answering phones to pay off my $50k in student loans.

At least he paid for my $20 lunch, I guess.

>>52
In order to be able to retire with 30K in the bank, you will have to live on the interest gained on 30K. You cannot have 30K in the bank, spend 30K a year, and be retired at the same time, unless you want to be homeless after a year.