Most Jewish programming language?

A Jew https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_G._Kemeny made BASIC

Yiddishe John Von Neumann founded theories that influenced almost all languages.

What else?

Symta, made by noted Jew Nikita Sadkov.

Programming is Jewish!

C because jews

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Lisp, of course.

It's so funny to see functional shitters spew memes about Indians and imperative languages and enterprise this lololol when the list of names associated with Lisp reads like a Tel Aviv phonebook.

>>7
What's funny about that? Jews are highly intelligent, for example despite being 0.2% of the world's population we won 20% of the Nobel prizes (41% of all the Nobel Prizes in economics, 28% of medicine, 26% of physics, 19% of chemistry, 13% of literature and 9% of all peace awards).

Naturally, Jews are good at learning the concepts needed to be efficient using functional programming style.

Naturally, Indians and imperative languages and enterprise represent the intellectual proletariat of the programming world.

Naturally, there's a tendency of the highly paid OCaml artisans employed at Jane Street to lololol at the mediocre plebs and their pleb opinions on programming.

You might find this unkind, unfair, antagonistic, racist and classist even, but "funny"? I mean, that is funny, all right.

>>6
Common LISP, in particular.
And that's fine.

Brainfuck

>>8

despite being 0.2% of the world's population we won 20% of the Nobel prizes

This doesn't have anything to do with intelligence, they are just good at stealing other people's work and circlejerking each other to top positions.

>>11
Well, call my pager when you learn to "steal other people's work" so efficiently, Einstein. Nice dubs btw, may that be your highest life achievement.

>>8
No.

Jew is an ethnicity. You are probably referring to Israel being 0.2% of world's population. Only the 6 gorrilions were 1% of human population, yet there were and still are many more other Jews hiding in countries allowing them to live.

Naturally, Jews, are good at making money by outjewing others, while hindering the progress of the society.

Naturally, Indians, are just racist cunts that will favour own kind and get everyone in the family to work for the company, where they have got a grasp of managerial position.

Race, however, got nothing to with programming abilities in regard to programming paradigms.

>>12
Einstein stole his wife's work.

>>13

Race, however, got nothing to with programming abilities in regard to programming paradigms.

Keep telling yourself that, negro ;-)

>>13

Jew is an ethnicity. You are probably referring to Israel being 0.2% of world's population. Only the 6 gorrilions were 1% of human population, yet there were and still are many more other Jews hiding in countries allowing them to live.

Also by the way, there are 14 million of ethnic Jews in the world, which is 0.2%. If you are that bad at basic arithmetic, what else is there to discuss?

>>13
But race has to do with intellectual abilities, obviously.

>>13

Indians, are just racist cunts that will favour own kind and get everyone in the family to work for the company, where they have got a grasp of managerial position.

This is a trait of 90% of Earth's population. Only the stupid Westerners are full of their anti-racist, asocial, child-free bullshit which is a losing strategy since collectivism beats individualism.

Jew is an electricity

>>13
Women can't physics, dolt.

>>12
Funny how you mention Einstein who worked in a patent bureau and made his relativity theory entirely out of other people's (Planck, Poincare, Lorentz) work.

>>20
Einstein's work was built upon the work that came before him. Do you expect people to evolve high level knowledge starting from zero knowledge?

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