You're banned.

You hear me? You're banned. Banned from the dictionary. Banned from the pursuit of Science. BANNED FROM THE WORLD OF 4CHAN!

Stop using 4chan.

>>1
It's for the best.

http://ai.neocities.org/P6AI_man.html

C:\Strawberry\perl_tests>perl ghost069.pl
Use of my $_ is experimental at ghost069.pl line 429.
Size of AI memory is 2048
MindBoot is loading the knowledge base...

Enter words, or D Diagnostic, T Tutorial, Q Quit.
I ban you
Changing to uppercase. You entered:

Human: I BAN YOU

Now enter a sentence.

I
OldConcept storing oldpsi 701 t 633-1

B
A
N
NewConcept: nxt= 900 len= 3

Y
O
U

OldConcept storing oldpsi 707 t 641 -1
Ghost: (AI does noty yet think)

EnThink: Calling speech() in simulation of thought
ERROR
Tutorial mode shows your input as stored in memory:
time psi act hlc pos jux pre tkb seq num mfn dba rv pho act audpsi
t=631. psi=0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0, aud= ,0,0
t=632. psi=701,0,en,5,0,0,0,0,1,0,4,632, aud= I,0,701
t=633. psi=0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0, aud= ,0,0
t=634. psi=0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0, aud= B,0,0
t=635. psi=0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0, aud= A,0,0
t=636. psi=900,8,en,5,0,0,0,0,1,3,1,0, aud= N,0,900
t=637. psi=0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0, aud= ,0,0
t=638. psi=0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0, aud= Y,0,0
t=639. psi=0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0, aud= O,0,0
t=640. psi=707,0,en,5,0,0,0,0,1,3,1,638, aud= U,0,707

Enter words, or D Diagnostic, T Tutorial, Q Quit.

****
http://ai.neocities.org/perlmind.txt

My banned what?

i

You have:
a Ron Penton Coin
a Coffee mug
some data structures
a copy of SICP
a souvenir photo ofHaskell the dog

e

You enter Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is a strong smell of smegma in the room.

l

You are in Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. You see Ron Penton.

put coin in Ron Penton

You put the coin in the Ron Penton. Ron Penton notices your data structures and starts peeing in your coffee mug.

run

You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.

PLUGH

You cannot PLUGH. Ron Penton has filled the mug and is staring at your asshole suggestively.

throw data structures at Ron

You throw several STL structures at Ron Penton. Ron Penton is nonplussed.

w

You try to go back but shitty collision detection prevents you from doing so. Ron Penton is approaching and licking his LIPS.

read SICP

You start conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells. Ron Penton twitches around.

read SICP

Ron Penton's head has inflated by approximately 350%.

read SICP

Ron Penton explodes. His guts are all over the wall.

z

You rest.

w

Now that your several problems have been solved, you start heading back and take a sip from your mug on the way.OH SHI-

b

You vomit out the contents of the mug.

l

You are standing outside of Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is some piss and saliva on the floor.

j

You *grab dick* and begin to masturbate, using the piss/saliva solution as a lubricant.Ohhh, Satori...

http://ai.neocities.org/P6AI_FAQ.html

>>6
vip quality until the last line. that was gross.

>>8
What's gross about (Post truncated)?

>>8
The last line was the VIP quality. Now get out.

check out my dubs

>>11
I will not check your dubs.

>>12
Why??? That's pretty rude TBH.

>>13
Listen fam, no one gives a shit about your dubs.

>>11
I checked your dubs, very nice, keep up the good work!