Today I was told I was being transferred to work on a different project. The new one is an ENTERPRIZEnode.js project. I don't want to do Javashit. The rest of the team is also all Indians. Should I quit, or should I just kill myself.
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Anonymous2016-02-17 4:23
I am Rustafarian programmer. My programs don't need garbage can.
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Anonymous2016-02-17 5:51
Don't quit, just kill yourself on the job in the most spectacular way possible. Take out the project with you, while you have the opportunity.
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Anonymous2016-02-17 13:17
Working in Javascript is pretty bad... But that alone is not really big enough reason to kill yourself. Hell, it's probably not even big enough reason to quit (if you otherwise think you are in ok place).
But working with Indians.. Just quit, and do it quick. You might also consider killing yourself, just to be safe.
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Anonymous2016-02-17 14:39
open your dress.
my friend.
hello my darling.
im being indian xD so randum
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Anonymous2016-02-17 18:26
only write new code using http://elm-lang.org/ and communicate with the jengascript through the ports feature. incrementally move your existing jengascript to elm, and when the indians can't understand it and you get fired, kill yourself.
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Anonymous2016-02-19 23:46
only write new code using lisp and communicate with the jengascript through the DSL feature. incrementally move your existing jengascript to lisp, and when the indians can't understand it and you get fired, achieve satori.
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Anonymous2016-02-20 1:00
Relax your ass, buddy. You're now the programming equivalent of prison queen.
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Anonymous2016-02-20 1:04
http://www.howwhywhere.com/Deal-with-Being-in-Prison/ "Brace yourself for the social dynamics of prison. There are certain ways to behave towards others if you want to get by: Do not become a 'punk' (girlfriend), ever! While becoming a punk might give you some fleeting, temporary protection from other inmates, you will be a slave to another inmate. Punks are used and abused. They are traded away in card games and sold for cigarettes. It is not a path to long term survival in prison. If confronted to become a punk, fight and continue to fight. You will gain at least some measure of respect for fighting back. NEVER GIVE IN."
>>14 I'm not even sure what you're trying to imply.
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Anonymous2016-02-22 18:10
>>18 I'm trying to imply that racism and other forms of collectivism beat individualism. Injuns conquer job markets while Western pussies are busy hating racism, talking about equality and otherwise being losers.