Why is the Java GC so garbage?

It is 2016, why does Java still shit itself like a baby if you try to serve a non-toy amount of traffic with it without tuning your garbage collector settings yourself like some sort of caveman?

Is it so hard to set defaults that don't randomly freeze like a deer caught in the headlights at the sight of multiple qps?

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Variable literally means 'able to vary'

But not between instances of itself. I.e. in any equation/proof/term all instances of a variable must be strictly equal. No variability at all. If it varies, it's not a variable but a mutable assignable.

And in most imperative languages

So you are completely mathematically ignorant, right? Don't even know what an equation is? Why don't you go sweep the streets, you imperative ignoramus?