/prog/ - CAN BIRDS LAUGH?

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-23 2:07

CAN BIRDS LAUGH?

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-23 2:09

biological

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-23 2:13

They can chirp.

Name: Pterodactyl 2016-02-23 4:58

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Name: Mentifex 2016-02-23 21:11

[b]Mentifex enjoys the new Burger King Chili Cheese Dog in Seattle{/b]

Earlier in the survey you said you were Highly Satisfied with you experience at this BURGER KING(R). Please tell us why.
Although I am a VFP (Very Famous Person), I went incognito today into Burger King #4662 at 14340 Fifteenth Avenue NE in Seattle because I wanted to try the new Chili Cheese Dog "made with 100% Beef." Yesterday I went there looking for it, but no dice, so I gave them the full-page New York Times ad from 7-Eleven declaring war on Burger King over hotdogs. They giggled and passed it on to the District Manager. Today at 9:45 a.m. I was too early so I ate Ham-Egg-Cheese 2-for-$4 Croissantwiches while I waited. At 10:30 sharp, I ordered my first-ever Burger King Chili Cheese Dog and I wrote down my reactions: "I have squeezed two little packages of Burger King yellow mustard up and down the length of the hot dog. Manager ____ has come out on the floor and asked me to tell her how I like it. She has been manager here for one week. I now have the first bite in my mouth, and it is good. My second bite: It fills my mouth with flavor. I have to wipe some mustard off my face with a napkin. My third bite: Chewy, yummy, satisfying. My fourth bite: Life is good; I have eaten a Burger King Chili Cheese Dog and it meets with my gourmet approval. Happy Birthday, George Washington!

Mentifex
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Name: Anonymous 2016-02-23 21:47

Although I am a VFP (Very Famous Person)

Kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-23 22:29

>>5
BK serves hot dogs now? Interesting.

Name: VFPPER 2016-02-24 0:14

>>5,6
That was VFP quality!

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-24 0:47

Vaginal Fungus Propagation.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-24 1:17

I only eat halal dogs.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-25 3:09

>>1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qix6oUxim3Q

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-25 15:06

I have squeezed two little packages of Burger King yellow mustard up and down the length of the hot dog. Manager ____ has come out on the floor and asked me to tell her how I like it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-29 21:38

Burger King is really aggressive with this guerrilla marketing coming to progrider to promote their new delicious Chili Cheese Dog available at any participating Burger King for $1.99.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-01 7:29

>>13
Burger King must be really desperate if it started targeting sites with audience below 1000.

Chili Cheese Dog

Does it come wrapped in a Cheese Monad?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-01 7:46

>>14
It's perfect, actually. Everyone knows that /prog/rider is comprised of millionare apper with eating disorders. If only 1% of us goes out and buys a ten thousand delicious chili cheese dogs on a binge, they will have made their money back twice over.

Name: gogolmois 2016-03-01 9:16

fuck ur cheezburger

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-01 11:47

Can a Chili Cheese Dog eat itself using Monad Transformers?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-01 13:30

What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-01 19:35

>>14
But you know what? It fucking worked. https://i.imgur.com/mA6qJKQ.jpg

And now for my honest review of this delicious chili cheese dog: It's shit and taste terrible. This is the saltiest, most dried up weenie I've ever put in my mouth, and I've fellated plenty of old sailors in my time, believe you me. I feel like I'm going to have to beat up some old lady and steal her blood pressure medicine just to get through the day with having a heart attack. Thanks for the awful recommendation, Mentishit.

Name: Mentipoo 2016-03-02 1:27

May I recommend the Heart-Attack-on-a-Plate?

Nunc vobis sum dicturus quid hodie fecerim.

Chotto mate, kudasai!

[i]Habebo explosionem, si non dixerim.[i]

Ergo explode teipsum.

Dies hodiernus fuit magicus pro me.

Kangaemono desu.

Veniunt ut me portent longe abhinc.

Gambatte

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-02 3:23

>>20
I don't even know if this is the real Mentishit or not. You did a good job.

Name: Mentipoo 2016-03-02 4:41

https://i.imgur.com/mA6qJKQ.jpg makes me hungry.

Но у меня теперь есть много работы :-(

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Name: Anonymous 2016-03-02 5:17

>>19
What is blurred out? Did you cum on it or something? That's probably why it tasted bad.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-02 6:19

>>20

May I recommend the Heart-Attack-on-a-Plate?

No you may fucking not. God damn, I'm 26 years old and HIV positive. It's time to start eating healthy. I'm not a young girl any more.

>>23
It's true! Worst part though, Obscuracam detected it as a face and blurred it automatically. I'm a horrible wretch and knowing it is the absolute worst.. Wanna know the worst part though? I still ate it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-02 13:40

>>24

26 years old and HIV positive

That's what you get for being born a nigger!

CAN BIRDS LAUGH?

1 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-23 2:07

2 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-23 2:09

3 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-23 2:13

4 Name: Pterodactyl 2016-02-23 4:58

5 Name: Mentifex 2016-02-23 21:11

6 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-23 21:47

7 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-23 22:29

8 Name: VFPPER 2016-02-24 0:14

9 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-24 0:47

10 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-24 1:17

11 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-25 3:09

12 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-25 15:06

13 Name: Anonymous 2016-02-29 21:38

14 Name: Anonymous 2016-03-01 7:29

15 Name: Anonymous 2016-03-01 7:46

16 Name: gogolmois 2016-03-01 9:16

17 Name: Anonymous 2016-03-01 11:47

18 Name: Anonymous 2016-03-01 13:30

19 Name: Anonymous 2016-03-01 19:35

20 Name: Mentipoo 2016-03-02 1:27

21 Name: Anonymous 2016-03-02 3:23

22 Name: Mentipoo 2016-03-02 4:41

23 Name: Anonymous 2016-03-02 5:17

24 Name: Anonymous 2016-03-02 6:19

25 Name: Anonymous 2016-03-02 13:40