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What does Cudder think of

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 17:46

while she's in the shower?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 18:34

Probably stringing up a mess of drinking straws to route the minimum amount of water necessary for showering, because normal showering is too bloated.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 21:30

>she

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 21:54

"Centipedes? In my vagina?"

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 22:46

I tried to have sex with Cudder, but she said my dick was too bloated.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 23:12

>>5
What's a bloated dick? Does it have 3 testicles?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-19 0:39

>>6
My DNA had too many memory leaks in the `dick` module. After my body compiled my DNA, my `dick` had allocated too much body tissue. Cudder-chan is working very hard on a debugger in x86 asm for my `dick` in my basement. Every time I go downstairs to feed her and empty out the piss bottles, she insists it is very performant and won't let me read the code because I wouldn't understand it anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-19 13:00

>>7
my `dick` had allocated too much body tissue.
you need a cirumcision then

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-19 17:55

>>8
Shalooooooooooooooooooom!!!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-20 19:38

>>9
Shalom to you too?

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-25 9:01

>>10
Check 'em

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2016-05-25 10:57

HEVC transform optimisations. Seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-25 17:37

>>12
I'm suuuuch a nerd xDDDD upvote

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-25 18:29

>>13
You wish you had a nerd Russian girlfriend like Cudder-sama.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-27 2:38

And the notches on his pistol numbered 1 to 19 more

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-28 7:30

>>14
YES I WANT TO CUM IN CUDDER'S TIGHT ASSS

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-15 4:09

I WANT CUDDER TO CHECK MY PRIME

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-15 4:59

What programming language is this?

Name: /cudder/ 2016-06-15 10:15

/cudder/

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-21 5:07

>>19
le georges-louis sage

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