Why are there so many jews in lisp?

I'm used to jews being in all the subversive parts of society (banking, leftist politics, etc.) but CLISP and Scheme both seem really nice to me, especially Scheme. However McCarthy was a Jew, Sussman was, Abelson was, CLISP boots to a fucking menorah, and some popular schemes are jewish (Winkelmann's CHICKEN-Scheme comes to mind).

What the fuck is going on?

Every language outside C, C++, Java, and C# have the "Lol, but no """useful""" software! failz!" bullshit spew directed at it. Then you point out major software installations using them, and the only response is "just one? roflcopter pointless".

People like >>24 are simply broken ingoramuses who are destined to become tomorrow's old disconnected Cobol farts.