Why are there so many jews in lisp?

I'm used to jews being in all the subversive parts of society (banking, leftist politics, etc.) but CLISP and Scheme both seem really nice to me, especially Scheme. However McCarthy was a Jew, Sussman was, Abelson was, CLISP boots to a fucking menorah, and some popular schemes are jewish (Winkelmann's CHICKEN-Scheme comes to mind).

What the fuck is going on?

>>27 Being used mainly by academia doesn't have to be bad though; I enjoy doing some Haskell now and then for example. You need to keep the fun in programming.
Also, as long as it's used in academia for some actual quality research, I would see this as a good thing too.

The questions for me are rather: Will the programmer who spends major amounts of time on Lisp regret this in the end, having wasted his time? Will doing Lisp indeed make you a better programmer as often claimed? For those niche fields where Lisp is nice, would it be better to move on to languages like Haskell or is Lisp still the way to go? Was Lisp just created to screw the goyim over and make them hallucinate about parentheses?