Why are there so many jews in lisp?

I'm used to jews being in all the subversive parts of society (banking, leftist politics, etc.) but CLISP and Scheme both seem really nice to me, especially Scheme. However McCarthy was a Jew, Sussman was, Abelson was, CLISP boots to a fucking menorah, and some popular schemes are jewish (Winkelmann's CHICKEN-Scheme comes to mind).

What the fuck is going on?

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Common Lisp can loop all day without recursion, all data structures are mutable (though mutating things like linked list nodes can be a really stupid idea).

Scheme is shit and can't loop. Not sure about its immutable structures, though I suspect it doesn't have a Haskell-boner either.

LISP is the typical Jew language. It's used by academics to demonstrate their abstract bullshite theories and never to accomplish anything in the real word.

C is the Aryan man's language. It was born out of necessity for the purpose of developing the Unix operating system. It's a very pragmatic language.