/prog/ - The Next Revolution in Programming

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 8:36

Take some psychedelics and listen closely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIj2-lSnQ5M

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 8:41

And for the Jewtube averse...

https://my.mixtape.moe/shzixl.mp4

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 9:15

Mentifex level "mathematician."

Name: Eureka 2016-04-17 13:10

http://andolfatto.blogspot.com/2016/04/how-old-were-inventors-of-major.html

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 21:52

>>4
You're just an old useless fuck, Mentishit. Kill yourself already, you'll do the world a favor by decreasing the global demand of adult diapers.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-17 23:31

>>4

Marconi, who invented the radio

Radio was invented by Alexander Stepanovich Popov. Marconi was a shameless western plagiarist, wanting to defame the great russian inventor.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-18 13:18

>>6
Marconi was a mossad agent.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-18 14:26

Macaroni is great

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-18 16:21

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-18 19:00

>>6 >>7
Nostrovia, Ivan!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-18 20:11

>>1

That's so adorable. Its tragic and pitiful the lengths we go to to make it seem like our arbitrary, pointless existence has some deeper meaning.

"You're not just a meat puppet! Your consciousness is not a scam, an illusion to keep you fighting! Its as real as you think it is! Pay no attention to what happens to your meat when you have radiation poisoning. Your whole existence isn't a lie, and all the suffering you go through on your way to death isn't pointless at all. Bye!"

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-19 8:25

>>11
The current goal of humanity is the extermination of russia and russians, because russians sponsor global terrorism and began all major wars in the last 100 years. Also, most russian men are secretly homosexual, but afraid of admitting that. Even Stalin was gay.

"Thereupon, I held out my hand to shake hands with Stalin and, to my amazement, Stalin took my head in his two hands and gave me a large kiss! I swallowed my astonishment and, when he turned up his face for a return kiss, I delivered it." -- William Bullitt, United States Ambassador to the Soviet Union

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-19 8:52

I just found my drawer full of well-preserved nipples. Gonna have fun tonight.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-19 9:21

>>13
I just found your mom: http://fr.xhamster.com/photos/view/5884231-101752506.html

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-19 10:11

>>1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5ynU4_u6Qo

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-19 10:17

>>14
That's not my mom! That's my daughter!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-19 10:19

>>12
You sound like an Israeli Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-19 10:24

>>17
Actually, israelis love russians. Israel even has no-visa agreement with russia. Then again, it were russians, who supported the creation of Israel in the first place to ignite the conflict in the middle east.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-19 20:21

>>18
So the migrant crisis is Russia's fault?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-19 20:39

What is the metaphysics of computer science?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-19 20:48

>>19
So, is the migrant crisis Russia's fault?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-19 21:14

>>21-chan clearly learned English in Russia.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-19 21:22

*spins around in office chair while thinking*

revolution in programming

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-19 21:38

>>19 >>21
Yes. Currently Russia wants to
1. blackmail Europe for its sanctions and cooperation with America;
2. raise oil prices: Russians get most of their income from oil.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-20 0:14

>>24
Optimize those quotes, Nikita!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-20 0:31

>>24
let me get this straight
1. Russians are the JEWS
2. you want to genocide Russians and Jews
3. but you are a Russian

something is missing, I think you really are that self-loathing kike

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-20 3:17

>>26
It's called ``culling the herd''.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-20 3:50

>>26
I'm ukrainian and ukraine has nothing common with russia, besides border.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-20 4:17

This is your brain on monads.

The Next Revolution in Programming

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