ANNOUNCING: WORK AUCTION

I have a killer idea for an app, but I lack both capital and technical know-how. So what I've decided to do is raise money directly from the developer I hire (maybe from here, maybe you) through auctioning off my incredible opportunity to the highest bidding developer. If you want to be a stock-holding employee of a startup that will be Bigger than Facebook, et al within five years (100% guaranteed), I suggest you dig deep and proffer a bid now before I shut this offer down. Who's in?

I'm all in, on the following conditions:

* you'll feed me coffee and leftovers
* there will be couch in your office for me to crash on after 40 hour hackalifetons
* paying me is unacceptable, perhaps only some small pittance
* stock options only if you dilute the equity afterwards, making sure my stake is worthless
* i demand that i also clean viruses off your pcs, do customer on-call support and similiarly arbitrary perks of office life

Do we have a deal?