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Name: Anonymous 2016-05-08 5:15

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Name: Anonymous 2016-05-08 10:14

>>2
Nostrovia, Ivan! Please die in a local war for the great cumrade Putin.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-08 14:16

>>2
I have been writing strong AIs, when it wasn't mainstream.

Name: OutBuffer 2016-05-14 16:43

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 16:52

>>5
I wont be surprised if Mentishit starts an AI cult, with cyber Jesus and the crap. Although, Menti gets strong competion with Yudkowsky at that :D

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 17:36

WebAssembly is the upcoming efficient low‑level language for the web.
Unbelievable.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 17:56

efficient
low‑level
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Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 17:58

>>8
You are an idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 18:01

>>9
how is WebAssembly more efficient than plain C?

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 18:05

>>10
By not having segfaults.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 20:14

>>11
It will probably have seg-faults by 2018. They will probably call seg-faults 'immutable error-like virtual system condition'.
By 2020, people like Crockford will tell you that those are a feature, somehow.
By 2023, the JS community will tell you they have now added xyz, which is 'better' than seg-faults and tell you, you shouldn't use seg-faults anymore.

They WILL reinvent anything. Then they'll give it another name. Then they'll tell you it's the newest thing. And when they notice they produced crap, they won't admit their fault but add yet another thing and tell you to use that instead.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 22:30

>>12
by 2030 there will be browser built on top of WebAssembly, by 2040 this browser will get its own WebAssembly, which will be even more efficient and low-level.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-15 5:49

>>13
By 2060 programming in languages other than JavaScript would require building your own hardware without proprietary 'Browser firmware'

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