Facebook introduces CPU spec based on Javascript

This guy (Arthur T Murray) has been spouting his crank AI theories since the days of Usenet. He's on Reddit these days, and mostly keeps to /r/mentifex. Of late, he's been spouting his crap on /r/perl, as if to bless us with his groundbreaking work. His code makes professional programmers cringe--the file starts with defining a million global variables--and the resulting program is more likely to produce AI entirely by happenstance than anything deliberate.