so I was shaving my asscrack hair when I got a cut

an open wound basically and then about an hour later I had to take a shit and the poo contaminated the open wound

does anyone have a program that can fix this

Go to the grocery store and buy some cheap pork. It contains antibiotics so they can raise the pig in half a meter of pig shit. Rub the pork all over the wound to transfer the antibiotics into your ass.