If programming languages were races

Sepples - Whites
Common Lisp - Jews
C - Gooks
Java - A-rabs
Bash - Niggers
Python - Beaners
JavaScript - Indians
Vimscript - Abbos

Switch Arabs and Indians.
Javascript is Arabs because it's an absolute mess and has become ubiquitous in such a short period of time that it almost seems like some sort of conspiracy.